1 00:00:15,700 --> 00:00:18,700 ♪ 2 00:00:23,834 --> 00:00:26,600 (woman) ♪ WHAT IS THIS THING ♪ 3 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:30,266 ♪ CALLED LOVE? ♪ 4 00:00:30,266 --> 00:00:32,800 ♪ THIS FUNNY THING ♪ 5 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:36,400 ♪ CALLED LOVE ♪ 6 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,700 ♪ JUST WHO CAN SOLVE ♪ 7 00:00:38,700 --> 00:00:42,533 ♪ ITS MYSTERY? ♪ 8 00:00:42,533 --> 00:00:45,567 ♪ WHY SHOULD IT MAKE ♪ 9 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:49,500 ♪ A FOOL OF ME? ♪ 10 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:51,600 ♪ I SAW YOU THERE ♪ 11 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:55,567 ♪ THAT WONDERFUL DAY ♪ 12 00:00:55,567 --> 00:00:57,633 ♪ YOU TOOK MY LOVE ♪ 13 00:00:57,633 --> 00:01:01,333 ♪ AND THREW IT AWAY ♪ 14 00:01:01,333 --> 00:01:04,300 ♪ AND SO I ASK THE LORD ♪ 15 00:01:04,300 --> 00:01:07,700 ♪ IN HEAVEN ABOVE ♪ 16 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:10,700 ♪ WHAT IS THIS THING ♪ 17 00:01:10,700 --> 00:01:15,867 ♪ CALLED LOVE? ♪ 18 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:22,400 ♪ CALLED LOVE ♪ 19 00:01:28,834 --> 00:01:31,700 (woman sighs) 20 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:43,767 OKAY, WHAT'S THE DEAL? 21 00:01:43,767 --> 00:01:45,567 I THOUGHT YOU LIKED IT WHEN I DO THIS. 22 00:01:45,567 --> 00:01:47,700 YOU'RE A MAESTRO. THAT'S NOT IT. 23 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:50,233 THEN WHAT? 24 00:01:50,233 --> 00:01:51,500 (sighs) OH, GOD. 25 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:54,567 ABIGAIL, I... I'M A FRAUD. 26 00:01:54,567 --> 00:01:56,800 I'VE LED YOU TO BELIEVE I'M SOMETHING I'M NOT. 27 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:58,567 MANY THINGS I'M NOT. 28 00:01:58,567 --> 00:02:01,500 I'M NOT SIMPLE. I'M NOT HULKING. 29 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:03,633 I'M NOT EVEN A LESBIAN. I HAVE A BOYFRIEND BACK IN PALO ALTO. 30 00:02:03,633 --> 00:02:05,633 WHAT?! I'M NOT DONE. 31 00:02:05,633 --> 00:02:07,900 I AM A DAMN GOOD BEACH VOLLEYBALL PLAYER, 32 00:02:07,900 --> 00:02:10,533 AND I'VE GOT EVEN BETTER OVER THE PAST SIX MONTHS-- 33 00:02:10,533 --> 00:02:12,300 GOOD ENOUGH TO TURN PRO. 34 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:16,533 HOWEVER, I'M ALSO A PhD CANDIDATE AT STANFORD. 35 00:02:16,533 --> 00:02:18,333 AND I'VE BEEN LIVING AN ASSUMED LIFE 36 00:02:18,333 --> 00:02:20,300 SO I COULD WRITE MY DOCTORAL THESIS 37 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:22,767 ABOUT A WOMAN LIVING AN ASSUMED LIFE. 38 00:02:22,767 --> 00:02:25,500 WHAT?! I'M NOT DONE. THE ASSUMED IDENTIFY 39 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:27,233 WAS TO GIVE ME THE FREEDOM TO GAGE HOW PEOPLE WOULD REACT 40 00:02:27,233 --> 00:02:29,834 TO THIS ODD PERSON I CREATED. (sighs) 41 00:02:29,834 --> 00:02:31,433 BUT I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT THROUGH THE ENDING, 42 00:02:31,433 --> 00:02:33,633 WHICH IS WHERE I AM NOW, AND WHERE I AM NOW 43 00:02:33,633 --> 00:02:36,333 IS VERY MUCH IN LOVE WITH YOU, ABIGAIL. 44 00:02:36,333 --> 00:02:37,600 AND... 45 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,200 I JUST WANNA BE WITH YOU... 46 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,567 (scoffs) 47 00:02:40,567 --> 00:02:42,333 NO MATTER WHO I AM. 48 00:02:42,333 --> 00:02:44,300 H-HOLD ON. 49 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:46,333 HOLD ON. 50 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:49,667 YOU'RE NOT SOME MONOSYLLABIC FREAK OF NATURE? 51 00:02:49,667 --> 00:02:51,500 NO. 52 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:54,233 AND YOU'VE BEEN LYING TO ME THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME, 53 00:02:54,233 --> 00:02:59,166 DECEIVING ME WITH THIS ELABORATE TWISTED PERSONA? 54 00:02:59,166 --> 00:03:00,633 YES. (sighs) 55 00:03:00,633 --> 00:03:02,767 WH-- 56 00:03:02,767 --> 00:03:04,400 OH. 57 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:05,667 (grunts) 58 00:03:11,700 --> 00:03:14,233 INTERESTING. 59 00:03:14,233 --> 00:03:16,800 I MEAN, I ONLY REALLY PUT UP WITH HOW BIZARRE YOU WERE 60 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:20,266 BECAUSE YOU WERE KILLER IN BED. BUT THIS? 61 00:03:20,266 --> 00:03:24,533 THIS MEANS WE CAN ACTUALLY TALK. 62 00:03:24,533 --> 00:03:26,633 WHAT? YOU AREN'T FILLED WITH CONTEMPT AND DISMISSAL 63 00:03:26,633 --> 00:03:28,533 FOR THE BETRAYAL OF YOUR HEART? 64 00:03:28,533 --> 00:03:29,867 OH, SEE, I AM SO DIGGING 65 00:03:29,867 --> 00:03:31,700 THAT YOU CAN COME UP WITH STUFF LIKE THAT. 66 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,600 OKAY, NOW THIS WHOLE... 67 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:37,767 YOU LOVE ME THING, 68 00:03:37,767 --> 00:03:40,266 YOU FOR REAL? COMPLETELY. 69 00:03:40,266 --> 00:03:41,600 (chuckles) YEAH. 70 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,300 MM. SMALL WORLD, 71 00:03:44,300 --> 00:03:47,133 BECAUSE... (sighs) 72 00:03:47,133 --> 00:03:48,567 MAYBE I LOVE YOU, TOO. 73 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:51,867 "FILLED THE CONTEMPT AND DISMISSAL 74 00:03:51,867 --> 00:03:54,734 FOR THE BETRAYAL OF YOUR HEART." 75 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:55,967 (chuckles) 76 00:03:55,967 --> 00:03:58,433 THAT SHIT ROCKS. 77 00:04:04,633 --> 00:04:07,233 (knock on door) 78 00:04:07,233 --> 00:04:09,367 HEY. 79 00:04:09,367 --> 00:04:10,900 WHAT A SURPRISE. 80 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:12,500 CAN I COME IN? 81 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:14,667 YEAH. YEAH. SURE. COME ON IN. 82 00:04:17,767 --> 00:04:19,367 CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK? 83 00:04:19,367 --> 00:04:20,734 ARE YOU KIDDIN'? SCOTCH. 84 00:04:20,734 --> 00:04:23,100 (chuckles) ALL RIGHT. 85 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:25,734 SO, UH... 86 00:04:25,734 --> 00:04:27,367 WHAT'S GOING ON? 87 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:30,133 FACT IS, I STINK AT SMALL TALK. 88 00:04:30,133 --> 00:04:32,266 YOU? NO. (sets down bottle) 89 00:04:32,266 --> 00:04:36,467 MICHAEL, 90 00:04:36,467 --> 00:04:39,233 I CAME OVER BECAUSE I'M CONCERNED ABOUT YOU. 91 00:04:39,233 --> 00:04:41,200 YOU'RE OFF YOUR GAME. 92 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,900 YEAH, I KNOW. 93 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:46,600 I CAN'T GO INTO IT. (chuckles) DON'T HAVE TO. 94 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:48,900 WHAT? THERE ARE NO SECRETS BETWEEN JOCE AND HER MOTHER, 95 00:04:48,900 --> 00:04:50,734 BUT... (laughs) 96 00:04:50,734 --> 00:04:52,467 IT WOULDN'T KILL IF THEY JUST HAD A FEW. 97 00:04:54,233 --> 00:04:57,233 SO WHO'S THIS COP? 98 00:04:57,233 --> 00:04:59,266 MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE JOCE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 99 00:04:59,266 --> 00:05:02,500 MICHAEL, A LOT OF GUYS HAVE... THINGS 100 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:04,600 THAT HAPPEN IN THEIR LIVES. 101 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,433 WE'RE MEN. 102 00:05:06,433 --> 00:05:08,867 WE'RE LIBIDOS IN 3-PIECE SUITS. (chuckles) 103 00:05:08,867 --> 00:05:10,600 TALK TO ME. 104 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,300 HER NAME IS LIZ. 105 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:14,533 I WAS HANGING UPSIDE-DOWN IN MY CAR, DYING, 106 00:05:14,533 --> 00:05:18,266 AND SUDDENLY SHE WAS THERE SAVING ME. 107 00:05:18,266 --> 00:05:20,533 IT'S PROBABLY THE LAST TIME WE ACTUALLY GOT ALONG. 108 00:05:20,533 --> 00:05:23,266 WE'RE LIKE--LIKE MOLECULES IN CHAOS. 109 00:05:23,266 --> 00:05:25,166 IT'S INSANE BETWEEN US. 110 00:05:25,166 --> 00:05:27,233 (chuckles) I BLEW IT, ARTHUR. 111 00:05:27,233 --> 00:05:28,600 I BLEW IT. 112 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:31,533 LIZ--MOVING IN WITH SOME GUY NAMED HIGHWAY. 113 00:05:31,533 --> 00:05:34,867 HIGHWAY? (laughs) HIGHWAY. 114 00:05:34,867 --> 00:05:36,700 I ALWAYS WANTED A COOL NAME LIKE THAT. 115 00:05:36,700 --> 00:05:40,200 MY POP ALWAYS SAYS, 116 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:41,667 "WHEN YOU'RE UNHAPPY, 117 00:05:41,667 --> 00:05:44,133 THE BEST STRATEGY IS TO LOOK AT THINGS DIFFERENTLY." 118 00:05:44,133 --> 00:05:46,333 I TOLD HIM THAT WAS A CLICHE. YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAYS? 119 00:05:46,333 --> 00:05:50,533 HE SAYS, "MIKEY, ONE MAN'S CLICHE IS ANOTHER MAN'S GOD. 120 00:05:50,533 --> 00:05:52,266 I TRIED CALLING HIM EARLIER. 121 00:05:52,266 --> 00:05:56,433 HE'S OFF BUYING SOME FLOATING CASINO IN FRANCE. 122 00:05:56,433 --> 00:05:58,300 AHH. 123 00:05:58,300 --> 00:05:59,900 I COULD REALLY USE SOME ADVICE. 124 00:05:59,900 --> 00:06:01,633 (laughs) 125 00:06:01,633 --> 00:06:03,834 WELL I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT RELATIONSHIP COUNSELING. 126 00:06:03,834 --> 00:06:05,367 I'VE BEEN MARRIED TO THE SAME WOMAN A LONG TIME, 127 00:06:05,367 --> 00:06:07,600 AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHO SHE IS. 128 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,834 BUT IN THIS LIFE, 129 00:06:09,834 --> 00:06:13,533 YOU NEED A WOMAN WHO CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU 130 00:06:13,533 --> 00:06:15,266 AND POINTS IT OUT. 131 00:06:15,266 --> 00:06:19,467 A LOT OF STUFF IS HIDDEN WAY DOWN DEEP INSIDE EVERY MAN, 132 00:06:19,467 --> 00:06:22,500 UNDERNEATH THE HEARTACHE AND CIGAR SMOKE, 133 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:26,300 IT GETS IGNORED IN A WAY. 134 00:06:26,300 --> 00:06:28,133 EH. 135 00:06:28,133 --> 00:06:30,300 MAYBE I'M JUST OVERTHINKING IT. 136 00:06:30,300 --> 00:06:32,533 POP ALWAYS SAYS, "LET YOUR DICK LEAD THE WAY." 137 00:06:32,533 --> 00:06:34,133 (chuckles) 138 00:06:34,133 --> 00:06:35,834 WELL, WITH HIS ALIMONY, HE SHOULD KNOW. 139 00:06:35,834 --> 00:06:37,800 (both laugh) 140 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:40,333 WELL, I GOTTA HEAD BACK. MM. 141 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:43,166 JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOUR HEAD WASN'T IN THE OVEN. 142 00:06:43,166 --> 00:06:44,834 AH. THANKS FOR CHECKING UP ON ME. 143 00:06:44,834 --> 00:06:46,633 YOU'RE MY BEST ATTORNEY. YOU UNRAVEL, I'M SCREWED. 144 00:06:46,633 --> 00:06:48,166 (chuckles) SO DON'T. 145 00:06:48,166 --> 00:06:49,667 I WON'T. 146 00:06:49,667 --> 00:06:52,200 AND, ARTHUR, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW 147 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:53,700 I DO LOVE YOUR DAUGHTER. IT'S JUST... 148 00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:56,667 I KNOW. 149 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:58,600 PEOPLE AREN'T SIMPLE, MICHAEL, 150 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:01,834 BUT IT MAKES IT ALL WORTH SHOWING UP FOR. 151 00:07:01,834 --> 00:07:03,300 MM. 152 00:07:10,266 --> 00:07:12,700 (sighs) 153 00:07:15,333 --> 00:07:17,300 WE NEVER LOST IT, DID WE? 154 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:19,400 MM. 155 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:22,633 'WHATEVER LOVE IS INFINITE." 156 00:07:22,633 --> 00:07:24,667 WILLIAM BLAKE. 157 00:07:24,667 --> 00:07:28,100 YOU GAVE ME THAT BOOK ON MY 25th BIRTHDAY. 158 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:29,400 I REMEMBER. YOSEMITE. 159 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:30,834 (laughs) THAT WAS A GREAT WEEKEND. 160 00:07:30,834 --> 00:07:32,266 (chuckles) 161 00:07:32,266 --> 00:07:33,767 EXCEPT FOR THAT DAMN BEAR. 162 00:07:33,767 --> 00:07:35,734 (laughs) I KNOW. 163 00:07:35,734 --> 00:07:37,333 MM. 164 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:38,567 HIGHWAY? 165 00:07:38,567 --> 00:07:41,333 YEAH? I'VE NEVER LIVED WITH A GUY. 166 00:07:41,333 --> 00:07:43,667 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. WE JUST, UM... 167 00:07:43,667 --> 00:07:45,333 TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER. 168 00:07:45,333 --> 00:07:46,633 (chuckles) 169 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,834 I NEVER SAW THAT AS A KID. 170 00:07:48,834 --> 00:07:52,467 NEITHER DID IT. BUT EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE, BABY. 171 00:07:52,467 --> 00:07:54,200 DON'T YOU WORRY. 172 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:55,633 (chuckles) 173 00:07:55,633 --> 00:07:58,266 YOU ALWAYS HAVE A WAY OF MAKING ME FEEL OKAY. 174 00:07:59,867 --> 00:08:02,667 IT'S JUST THAT, I... 175 00:08:02,667 --> 00:08:05,333 I'M NOT EASY TO LIVE WITH. 176 00:08:05,333 --> 00:08:08,200 WAIT. ARE YOU TRYING TO TALK YOU OUT OF THIS OR ME? 177 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:10,834 MM. JUST TALKING. 178 00:08:10,834 --> 00:08:14,333 MM. SO YOU NEVER TOLD ME. HOW DID MICHAEL TAKE IT? 179 00:08:14,333 --> 00:08:15,633 BAD. 180 00:08:15,633 --> 00:08:17,533 GOOD. 181 00:08:17,533 --> 00:08:19,500 HE SHOULD HAVE. 182 00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:23,100 MM.MH. (kisses) 183 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:25,100 YOU'RE A HELL OF A LOT TO LOSE, HONEY. 184 00:08:25,100 --> 00:08:27,533 MM. A HELL OF A LOT TO LOSE. 185 00:08:27,533 --> 00:08:30,867 RIGHT. I GOTTA GO PEE, OKAY? 186 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,100 LIZZIE. 187 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:40,667 WHAT? 188 00:08:42,734 --> 00:08:44,200 I DON'T KNOW. 189 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:45,734 (chuckles) 190 00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:03,433 (crash) 191 00:09:03,433 --> 00:09:04,633 (glass shatters) 192 00:09:12,767 --> 00:09:14,533 MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST DROP THIS 193 00:09:14,533 --> 00:09:16,400 BEFORE THE NEXT THING ONE OF US SAYS IS "FUCK YOU." 194 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:19,633 I'D HATE IT IF YOU DID 'CAUSE I'M DYING TO. 195 00:09:19,633 --> 00:09:22,233 WALK OUT, LIZ. IT'S NOT TEMPORARY. 196 00:09:22,233 --> 00:09:25,266 WITH YOU AND ME, MICHAEL, EVERYTHING IS TEMPORARY. 197 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:29,433 (cell phone rings) 198 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,533 (ring) (chuckles) 199 00:09:32,533 --> 00:09:36,333 (both grunting and moaning) 200 00:09:38,667 --> 00:09:40,467 NOW HAVE I TOLD YOU 201 00:09:40,467 --> 00:09:43,533 HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUR COCK INSIDE OF ME? MMM. 202 00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:49,300 (both moaning) 203 00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:50,700 WHAT'S THE OCCASION? 204 00:09:50,700 --> 00:09:52,133 MM. US. 205 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:53,600 WOW. 206 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:55,100 (chuckles) 207 00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:57,800 (moaning) 208 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,600 OH, MY GOD! 209 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,767 I MISSED YOU. 210 00:10:02,767 --> 00:10:04,233 I MISSED YOU MORE. 211 00:10:04,233 --> 00:10:06,200 (gasps) OH! 212 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:07,700 IT DOESN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS. 213 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,133 (sighs) 214 00:10:21,633 --> 00:10:22,900 HI. 215 00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:25,467 HI. OH, COME ON IN. 216 00:10:25,467 --> 00:10:27,266 (sighs) 217 00:10:29,667 --> 00:10:32,367 MICHAEL, MEET HAL 218 00:10:32,367 --> 00:10:34,867 AND... CASEY. 219 00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:37,333 WHICH ONE'S WHICH? (all chuckle) 220 00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:39,266 WHO MIGHT THIS BE? I'M KIDDING. COME ON. COME ON. 221 00:10:39,266 --> 00:10:41,767 WE'RE VERY GRACIOUS. WE, UH, WE--WE BROUGHT CHAMPAGNE. 222 00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:43,700 OH. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 223 00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:46,867 SO IF I MAY... 224 00:10:46,867 --> 00:10:49,567 MICHAEL SHARED WITH ME THAT A WOMAN HE'S KNOWN 225 00:10:49,567 --> 00:10:51,266 AND RECENTLY DATED 226 00:10:51,266 --> 00:10:55,300 SINCE CASEY AND I BEGAN TO EXPLORE OUR CONNECTION, 227 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:59,367 HAS, UH, LEFT HIM FOR ANOTHER MAN. 228 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:00,900 A MAN NAMED FREEWAY? 229 00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:03,367 HIGHWAY. 230 00:11:03,367 --> 00:11:04,734 THAT'S, UM, THAT'S PAINFUL. 231 00:11:04,734 --> 00:11:06,166 I'M SORRY, MICHAEL. 232 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,600 THANKS, HAL. 233 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,600 FEELINGS ARE TENDER THINGS. 234 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:10,967 THANK YOU, CASEY. 235 00:11:10,967 --> 00:11:14,700 CAN I SAY SOMETHING? 236 00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:17,333 THIS MAY NOT BE A GOOD TIME FOR YOU TO BE ALONE. 237 00:11:22,467 --> 00:11:24,233 (clinking) (Hal) TO THE END OF SADNESS. 238 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:29,834 AHH. 239 00:11:29,834 --> 00:11:31,700 LET'S BE HONEST, MICHAEL. 240 00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:35,700 YOU'RE A MAN, AND MEN LIKE TO GO INTO THE CAVE. 241 00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:37,433 I THINK 242 00:11:37,433 --> 00:11:39,567 THAT YOU COULD... (whispers) USE A HUG. 243 00:11:39,567 --> 00:11:42,367 (sighs) 244 00:11:43,667 --> 00:11:45,834 OH, GOD, CASEY. LOOK AT YOUR NIPPLES. 245 00:11:45,834 --> 00:11:48,533 JUST BEING CLOSE TO HIM... (chuckles) 246 00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:50,467 MADE THEM HARD. 247 00:11:50,467 --> 00:11:52,533 YOU HAVE SUCH A STRONG ENERGY, MICHAEL. 248 00:11:52,533 --> 00:11:54,200 IT'S VERY STRONG. 249 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:55,667 I'VE NEVER SEEN YOUR NIPPLES REACT SO FAST, CASE. 250 00:11:55,667 --> 00:11:58,333 IT COULD BE A.C. I'VE GOT A STRONG... UNIT. 251 00:11:58,333 --> 00:12:00,633 OH, I CAN VOUCH FOR THAT. 252 00:12:00,633 --> 00:12:03,233 (speaks indistinctly) DON'T HIDE AWAY. 253 00:12:03,233 --> 00:12:05,467 YOU NEED SUPPORT, 254 00:12:05,467 --> 00:12:07,800 AND WE ARE HERE. 255 00:12:09,934 --> 00:12:13,166 IT'S GOOD TO CONNECT WHEN WE'RE IN PAIN. 256 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,500 MM. AMEN. 257 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,367 AND, YES... 258 00:12:19,367 --> 00:12:21,233 (whispers) CASEY'S GOT THE TIGHTEST PUSSY 259 00:12:21,233 --> 00:12:23,333 YOUR COCK HAS EVER BEEN IN. 260 00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:25,533 (pats back) 261 00:12:25,533 --> 00:12:26,900 OH. 262 00:13:08,734 --> 00:13:10,300 (moans) 263 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:23,400 (Hal chuckles) 264 00:13:27,834 --> 00:13:30,233 THAT RIGHT THERE-- 265 00:13:30,233 --> 00:13:34,333 THAT'S WHY I GOT INTO THIS POLYAMORY SHIT. 266 00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:35,867 (chuckles) MM. 267 00:13:50,567 --> 00:13:53,633 I WANT YOU INSIDE ME, MICHAEL. 268 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,600 I WANT YOU. 269 00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:39,867 (Jocelyn and Michael moaning) 270 00:14:41,867 --> 00:14:44,166 (cell phone rings) 271 00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:48,233 (ring) 272 00:14:49,734 --> 00:14:53,133 (ring) 273 00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:55,400 LET THE VOICE MAIL GET IT. (ring) 274 00:14:55,400 --> 00:15:00,266 (speaks indistinctly) THE MOOD. 275 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:01,900 (ring) 276 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:07,133 (ring) 277 00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:11,633 (ring) 278 00:15:11,633 --> 00:15:14,500 CHANTAL, WHAT'S GOING ON? 279 00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:24,600 (elevator bell dings) 280 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,734 MICHAEL'S EXPECTING ME. 281 00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:42,667 HEY, MOM. 282 00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:45,800 HOW ARE YOU, DARLING? 283 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:48,800 (chuckles) TERRIBLE. 284 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,233 (sighs) AHH. 285 00:15:51,233 --> 00:15:52,734 HOW WAS YOUR FLIGHT? 286 00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:56,567 OH. FRENCH AIRLINE. THEY SERVE WINE WITH BREAKFAST. 287 00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:02,834 CLAUDE SENDS HIS REGRETS AND HIS CONDOLENCES. 288 00:16:02,834 --> 00:16:04,900 HE'S IN CHAD WITH SARKOZY. 289 00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:06,433 FIGURES. 290 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:07,734 HOW IS CLAUDE, ANYWAY? 291 00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:10,266 WHO KNOWS? THE FRENCH NEVER OPEN UP. 292 00:16:10,266 --> 00:16:11,667 THANK GOD. 293 00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:13,734 YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL, MOM. 294 00:16:13,734 --> 00:16:15,400 I CAN'T HELP THAT. 295 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:16,600 (laughs) 296 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,700 (sighs deeply) 297 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:21,767 HIS FIANCEE SAID HE WENT OUT LAUGHING. 298 00:16:21,767 --> 00:16:24,533 I THINK I KNOW WHY. 299 00:16:24,533 --> 00:16:26,367 GIANT PART OF MY LIFE. 300 00:16:26,367 --> 00:16:28,300 MINE, TOO. 301 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:29,734 NEVER STOPPED. 302 00:16:29,734 --> 00:16:31,500 HE NEVER STOPPED LOVING YOU. 303 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,834 I NEVER STOPPED LOVING HIM. 304 00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:36,467 WE USED TO TALK TWO OR THREE TIMES A WEEK. 305 00:16:36,467 --> 00:16:39,233 REALLY? HE NEVER SAID. 306 00:16:39,233 --> 00:16:42,500 I WAS HIS THERAPIST. HE DID LIKE TO TALK ABOUT HIMSELF. 307 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,400 OH, GOD. 308 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,133 YOUR FATHER'S IDEAL COMPANION WAS A FULL-LENGTH MIRROR. 309 00:16:46,133 --> 00:16:47,734 (both laugh) 310 00:16:47,734 --> 00:16:50,567 POP WAS HIS OWN RELIGION, MINUS A COMMANDMENT OR TWO. 311 00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:52,233 MM. 312 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:56,767 OH, MICHAEL, I-I ASSUME THAT YOU DO KNOW 313 00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:59,233 THAT I'M THE ONE WHO'S REALLY BEEN RUNNING THESE COMPANIES 314 00:16:59,233 --> 00:17:01,166 ALL THESE YEARS, KEEPING THEM IN THE BLACK. 315 00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:02,767 YEAH, I KNEW. 316 00:17:02,767 --> 00:17:04,433 HE NEVER TOLD ME, BUT I DID. 317 00:17:04,433 --> 00:17:06,233 OH. 318 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,900 WELL, THANKS TO MY UNSTINTING EFFORTS, 319 00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:11,300 HE WAS RIDICULOUSLY WEALTHY. 320 00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:13,700 WHEN YOUR FATHER WAS PLANNING HIS ESTATE, 321 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,233 I INSISTED THAT HE LEAVE 322 00:17:15,233 --> 00:17:17,433 A NICE CHUNK TO CHANTAL AND THE OTHER EXES. 323 00:17:17,433 --> 00:17:19,333 VERY NICE OF YOU, MOM. 324 00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:20,633 BY THE WAY, UM... 325 00:17:20,633 --> 00:17:22,166 JOCELYN CALLED ME. 326 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,166 SHE TOLD ME THE WHOLE STORY. 327 00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:25,667 I HOPE NOT. 328 00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:27,633 PEOPLE CHANGE, MICHAEL. 329 00:17:27,633 --> 00:17:29,667 THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE OUT THERE FOR YOU. 330 00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:32,166 AND I THINK I ALREADY FOUND HER. 331 00:17:33,567 --> 00:17:35,567 AND THEN I LOST HER. 332 00:17:35,567 --> 00:17:36,867 THEN FIND HER AGAIN. 333 00:17:41,266 --> 00:17:42,500 I'M GONNA MISS HIM, MOM. 334 00:17:44,533 --> 00:17:46,166 FOREVER. 335 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:51,500 (chuckles) WHO AM I GONNA CALL AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING? 336 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,700 (sighs) 337 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:54,333 ME? 338 00:17:55,834 --> 00:17:57,567 MM. 339 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,700 (sniffles) 340 00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:04,867 ♪ 341 00:18:14,767 --> 00:18:17,233 (Michael sighs deeply) 342 00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:25,166 MICHAEL, I'M SO SORRY. 343 00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:27,133 I LOVED VIC. 344 00:18:27,133 --> 00:18:28,633 HE LOVED YOU. 345 00:18:28,633 --> 00:18:31,467 IF YOU EVER WANNA TALK, I AM HERE FOR YOU, 346 00:18:31,467 --> 00:18:33,166 NO MATTER WHAT. 347 00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:34,767 THANKS, JOCE. 348 00:18:34,767 --> 00:18:37,266 I FELT SO CONNECTED 349 00:18:37,266 --> 00:18:40,133 WHEN WE MADE LOVE. 350 00:18:40,133 --> 00:18:42,133 MAYBE IT'S NOT OVER. 351 00:18:42,133 --> 00:18:44,667 SO... NO CASEY AND HAL? 352 00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:47,166 YEAH. WE HAD A FIGHT. 353 00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:48,567 LONG STORY. 354 00:18:48,567 --> 00:18:50,166 LET ME GUESS. HAL'S AN ASSHOLE. 355 00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:52,500 MM. (sighs) THEY BOTH ARE. 356 00:18:56,767 --> 00:18:59,233 YOU OKAY? NO. 357 00:18:59,233 --> 00:19:01,667 YOU TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED. 358 00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:03,200 I'LL HANDLE IT. 359 00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:07,500 MICHAEL. 360 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,166 VIC WAS ONE-OF-A-KIND. 361 00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:12,767 LUTHER, I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU WITH SHOES. 362 00:19:12,767 --> 00:19:15,767 AM I TO ASSUME I'LL BE SEEING YOU IN THE OFFICE TOMORROW? 363 00:19:15,767 --> 00:19:17,500 ABSOLUTELY, SIR, 364 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:21,367 BRIGHT AND EARLY, READY TO EMBRACE LADY JUSTICE. 365 00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:22,734 MM. 366 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,500 THANKS FOR CLEANING UP FOR MY DAD. 367 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,633 I'M HONORED TO HAVE KNOWN HIM, 368 00:19:32,633 --> 00:19:34,400 BUT... 369 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,233 THAT'S NOT WHY I CLEANED UP. 370 00:19:37,233 --> 00:19:40,200 THE FACT IS, OUR FATES HAVE TUMBLED. 371 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,700 taintedtush.com HAS CRASHED. 372 00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:44,667 WE'VE LOST IT ALL. WE'RE BROKE. 373 00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:46,800 I'M CANCELING MY BOOTS. 374 00:19:50,633 --> 00:19:51,867 YOU'RE NOT DEVASTATED. 375 00:19:54,867 --> 00:19:56,500 NO. 376 00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:00,333 I'VE JUST GROWN UP. 377 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,433 AND, LUTHER, YOUR BOOTS-- 378 00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:03,834 I'M BUYING THEM FOR YOU. 379 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:07,567 (whispers) OH! OKAY. 380 00:20:07,567 --> 00:20:09,767 (chuckles) 381 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,533 (Michael) AHEM. 382 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:28,600 (sighs) 383 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,867 I HAD THIS WHOLE SPEECH PLANNED 384 00:20:30,867 --> 00:20:33,433 ABOUT MY DAD, 385 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:35,633 HOW HE WAS THIS FORCE OF NATURE, 386 00:20:35,633 --> 00:20:38,500 WHICH... EVERYBODY SAID HE WAS, 387 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:41,333 AND LUSTY 388 00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:44,166 AND RICH... AND LUSTY. 389 00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:46,533 ALL THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE HIM BUST OUT OF THAT URN 390 00:20:46,533 --> 00:20:48,266 AND SMACK THE CRAP OUT OF ME 391 00:20:48,266 --> 00:20:49,800 'CAUSE IT DIDN'T COME FROM THE HEART. 392 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:52,266 YOU SEE, WITH MY FATHER, 393 00:20:52,266 --> 00:20:54,233 NOTHING SEPARATED 394 00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:56,900 HIM AND HIS PASSION FOR THE REST OF THE WORLD. 395 00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:59,467 HE BLURTED THINGS OUT. 396 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,333 AND IT WAS ALWAYS... 397 00:21:05,233 --> 00:21:07,200 RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF ME. 398 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,200 BUT I NEVER REALLY GOT HIS MESSAGE, 399 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:14,433 WHICH WAS TO LIVE LIFE WITHOUT FEAR. 400 00:21:14,433 --> 00:21:17,533 VIC STRATHMORE WAS FEARLESS, 401 00:21:17,533 --> 00:21:21,500 WHICH ALSO MEANT HE LIVED LIFE WITHOUT REGRET. 402 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:24,533 HOW DID I MISS THIS? 403 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:27,567 BECAUSE I DO NOT LIVE FEARLESSLY LIKE MY FATHER DID. 404 00:21:27,567 --> 00:21:31,266 SO... I HEDGE MY BETS 405 00:21:31,266 --> 00:21:35,133 AND I MISS PRECIOUS THINGS 406 00:21:35,133 --> 00:21:38,266 BECAUSE I'M SCARED, 407 00:21:38,266 --> 00:21:39,900 OR I BURY MY EMOTIONS, 408 00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:43,867 OR I DON'T LISTEN TO WHAT MY HEART IS TELLING ME. 409 00:21:46,834 --> 00:21:49,333 I LET FEAR GET THE BEST OF ME. 410 00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:51,934 WHY COULDN'T I FIGURE THIS OUT YESTERDAY? 411 00:21:51,934 --> 00:21:54,200 IT WOULD'VE CHANGED MY LIFE. 412 00:21:55,834 --> 00:21:58,533 I WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS-- 413 00:21:58,533 --> 00:22:01,867 YOU DIDN'T MISS A MINUTE OF LIFE. 414 00:22:01,867 --> 00:22:04,400 FROM NOW ON, 415 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,900 NEITHER WILL I. 416 00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:08,467 (chuckles) 417 00:22:10,433 --> 00:22:13,767 I LOVE YOU. 418 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,333 MY MOM 419 00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:19,567 AND MY ALMOST-STEPMOM CHANTAL AND I NEED TO TAKE MY POP OUT 420 00:22:19,567 --> 00:22:23,166 AND GIVE HIM THE BURIAL AT SEA HE ALWAYS WANTED. 421 00:22:23,166 --> 00:22:26,734 THANK YOU. THANK YOU, ALL, FOR COMING. 422 00:22:33,767 --> 00:22:36,367 THAT WAS JUST LOVELY, MICHAEL. 423 00:22:36,367 --> 00:22:38,500 HMM. 424 00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:41,467 I SUPPOSE I SHOULD LET YOUR FATHER'S ATTORNEY TELL YOU THIS. 425 00:22:41,467 --> 00:22:43,867 BUT... OH, GOD. HE'S SUCH A BORE. 426 00:22:43,867 --> 00:22:45,433 (sighs) 427 00:22:45,433 --> 00:22:48,467 THE THING IS, VIC LEFT YOU THIS BOAT. 428 00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:51,900 THIS BOAT. YOU'RE KIDDING. 429 00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:54,867 NO. HE KNEW YOU LOVED IT. 430 00:22:54,867 --> 00:22:58,700 SO IT'S SPECIFIED IN HIS WILL THAT THE BOAT IS YOURS. 431 00:22:58,700 --> 00:23:00,700 WITH ONE CAVEAT-- 432 00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:02,333 YOU HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE ONCE A YEAR 433 00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:03,934 AND HAVE A BIG ADVENTURE. 434 00:23:03,934 --> 00:23:05,667 (laughs) 435 00:23:05,667 --> 00:23:07,567 AND I ASSUME THAT MEANS FISTFIGHTS AND PIRATES. 436 00:23:07,567 --> 00:23:09,633 MM. (laughs) LOTS OF PIRATES. CALL ME WHEN THEY GET THERE. 437 00:23:09,633 --> 00:23:10,967 (both laugh) 438 00:23:10,967 --> 00:23:12,400 OH, MOM. 439 00:23:15,667 --> 00:23:19,233 (sighs) 440 00:23:25,533 --> 00:23:29,500 BEAUTIFUL SERVICE. 441 00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:32,767 I CAME TO PAY MY RESPECTS. 442 00:23:32,767 --> 00:23:34,533 I THOUGHT YOUR DAD WAS GREAT. 443 00:23:34,533 --> 00:23:36,500 HE FELT THE SAME ABOUT YOU. 444 00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:41,300 WHERE'S HIGHWAY? 445 00:23:41,300 --> 00:23:42,667 WE'RE OVER. 446 00:23:42,667 --> 00:23:44,166 HOW COME? 447 00:23:44,166 --> 00:23:45,834 THE MORE I THOUGHT ABOUT BEING WITH HIM, 448 00:23:45,834 --> 00:23:47,533 THE MORE I COULDN'T SLEEP. 449 00:23:47,533 --> 00:23:49,233 AND I KEPT ON LOOKING AT 450 00:23:49,233 --> 00:23:52,734 A PHOTOGRAPH OF YOU AND ME FROM CATALINA, AND... 451 00:23:52,734 --> 00:23:54,400 YOU KNOW WHAT I SAW? 452 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,934 GUY YOU THOUGHT WOULD RUIN EVERYTHING? 453 00:23:56,934 --> 00:24:00,467 NO. A GIRL WHO NEVER LOOKED HAPPIER IN HER WHOLE LIFE, 454 00:24:00,467 --> 00:24:03,333 AND A GIRL WHO WOULD DIE IF SHE PLAYED IT SAFE. 455 00:24:06,467 --> 00:24:10,367 SO THOSE THINGS THAT YOU SAID IN YOUR SPEECH... 456 00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:11,667 DID YOU MEAN 'EM? 457 00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:14,333 I NEVER MEANT ANYTHING MORE IN MY LIFE. 458 00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:20,200 SO NOW THAT YOU'RE NOT PLAYING IT SAFE, UH, WHAT'S NEXT? 459 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,667 I WANNA BE WITH YOU. 460 00:24:22,667 --> 00:24:25,233 (chuckles) DEAL. 461 00:24:25,233 --> 00:24:27,467 JUST LIKE THAT? I AUDITIONED YOU LONG ENOUGH. 462 00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:28,700 I AUDITIONED YOU. 463 00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:31,433 YOU'VE GOT THE PART. (chuckles) 464 00:24:32,867 --> 00:24:35,834 MY FATHER WANTED HIS ASHES SPREAD AT SEA. 465 00:24:37,567 --> 00:24:39,467 YOU WANNA COME? 466 00:24:41,633 --> 00:24:43,300 YEAH. 467 00:24:43,300 --> 00:24:46,367 ♪ 468 00:24:46,367 --> 00:24:48,200 (sighs) 469 00:24:54,900 --> 00:24:58,233 HE ALWAYS LOVED GOING SWIMMING. 470 00:24:58,233 --> 00:25:02,533 I HAD A FEELING LIZ WOULD COME BACK. 471 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:13,233 (sighs) 472 00:25:15,266 --> 00:25:16,800 (sighs) 473 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:20,200 LIFE IS SHORT. 474 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:25,433 IT'S LONGER WITH YOU IN IT. 475 00:25:25,433 --> 00:25:27,500 HOW ABOUT WE DROP OFF MY MOM AND CHANTAL 476 00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:29,400 AND GO SOMEWHERE IN MY NEW BOAT? 477 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,834 (chuckles) LIKE WHERE? 478 00:25:31,834 --> 00:25:33,567 ANYWHERE. 479 00:25:33,567 --> 00:25:53,734 I ALWAYS WANTED TO GO THERE.